General Questions
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favorite actor
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burt reynolds
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favorite drink
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ummm. gin and tonic
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favorite movie
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the goonies
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favorite band
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umm, beck
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Favorit Color
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oh god, umm. green. . no no, clear
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What is your favorite number?
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7
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Do you think we will get our bond back?
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no, not at this stage. cause the landlord sounds very mad
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if you had 3 bullets, who would you kill?
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- rod stewart
- shelly duval, the chick from ;the shinging' i hate her
- and i would like another goa t rod stewart
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Who would you fight if you could fight any celebrity?
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mmmmm. . . who do ireally hate? it would be rod stewart
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Who would play you in a movie of your life?
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rod stewart. . . ALF (the alien).
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If you could live in any movie, which would it be?
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freeway, white trash
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Would you prefer to be able to have sex once a year, or masturbate
as much as you want for the rest of you life?
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um, masturbation
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Is the glass 1/2 full or 1/2 empty?
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full, does it matter?
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Best pickup line that worked
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um. i don't think one ever has, oh maybe the one where a and m said to jed andf i, so will i be needing any money for a taxi, or will i be going home with you, something like that.
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Best pickup line that didn't work
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that whole one about, so can i get into your liquor cabinet and pour myself a stiff drink?
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What came first the chicken or the egg?
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rod stewart, why? because he is a god. Because he is really old.
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Yes/No Questions
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Have you ever dreampt about members of ahousenearyou
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yes, all the time. all of you. you design toilets, you do all sorts of things and i give birth to jono
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Had sexual thoughts about members of ahousenearyou
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yes. hahahahaha. that's pretty obvious, and i've acted on those thoughts.
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Have you ever sponsored a starving child?
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no, i think that is terrible i think they should starve, i have huge issues with the OZ christian childrens fund,
i reckon they are all off living in queensland, i reckon it is meant to be, they should all starve. There is an order
in life. If i could take the food around tto them personally then i would.
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do you thing starving childeren should sponsor us?
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heheh, definately. i don't get too much from that austdy place.
They should put in a bit more rather than take. they shoudl put bavk in
to the world
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Do you think nans still shag?
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definately, mine has a wind up dick and goes to sexpo, so i am pretty sure.
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Are you into one night stands?
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no, oh, it doesn't bother me, not for me personally, but i think good on people that are.
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Multiple choice
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Please choose an alias
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Big Bubba
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i dont know, can i be like a new one, i'll be big bubba, because i am putting a bit of weight. i am liking the food.
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The Swallower
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Backdoor betty
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Dirty Spaniard
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Captain Felching Whoopass
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