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A House Near You Interview - 11th July 2001

Name

Tash

Age

22

Relationship to ahousenearyou

Tash went out with Sammi in high school, she was small and meek then, in the last few years, she has most certainy blossomed. Sammi would most vertainly not say to to having her back, but he does value their friendship(*) and remembers her telling him once that all the guys she is friends with try to shag her, if it wasn't for that comment, i am sure he would have made a go of it before now.


General Questions

What is your favorite number?

7

Do you think we will get our bond back?

yeah, maybe

Fold or scrunch?

scrunch

Have you ever sponsored a starving child?

yes

name?

shit i dunno - can't remember - i think she was Thai

Do you think starving childen should sponsor ahousenearyou.com?

no, because it's ot possivble if they are all starving how than they give us money.

If you were trapped on an island for the rest of you life

i would make sure that i had lip balm, books, music and i would make sure that the island had other people on it so i wouldn't get lonely. (i think she cheated on this one)

Would you prefer to be able to have sex once a year, or masturbate as much as you want for the rest of you life?

masturbate, (but only just)

Is the glass 1/2 full or 1/2 empty?

1/2 full

Best pickup line that worked

all of mine work. "Hey hows it going?"

Best pickup line that didn't work

-

What came first the chicken or the egg?

egg, i reckon.

What is your favorite room in our house?

the foyer, i like the way that the . . . (blah blah blah)

3 bullets.

 

celeb fight.

 

 

 

Yes/No Questions

 

Have you ever dreampt about members of ahousenearyou

no - (whatever)

Had sexual thoughts about members of ahousenearyou

no - (yeah right)

Are you into one night stands?

yes - (slut)

Do you think nans still shag?

some of them would for sure, my nan - no.

 

 

Multiple choice

 

Please choose an alias

 

Big Bubba

 

The Swallower

 

Backdoor betty

quite sure of herself.

Dirty Spaniard

 

Captain Felching Whoopass

 

 

* - from above:

A friendship is just a thing that you must partake in because you are not sure if a woman wants to shag you yet.

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