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A House Near You Interview - 15th May 2002

bec

Name

Suzi

Age

30

Relationship to ahousenearyou

Suzi used to work with the jed


General Questions

favorite actor

Paul Barry, my friend, he is an actor from NIDA.

favorite drink

Vodka, coca cola runs a close second

favorite movie

Jaws

favorite band

Jethro / Ella Fitzgerald

Favorite Color

Ultra Marine Blue

What is your favorite number?

7

Do you think we will get our bond back?

Yeah, why not.

if you had 3 bullets, who would you kill?

  1. George W Bush, because he encompasses everything that is racist or evil...
  2. celine dion
  3. and to . . yeah, hostt of big brother grettel kanine

Who would you fight if you could fight any celebrity?

Kevin Spacey, he is arrogant as sjit, i would love to have fisty cuffs with him

Who would play you in a movie of your life?

Julia Roberts, of course

If you could live in any movie, what would it be?

ohhh, manm aww, id like to live in one of those movies where everything is happy, rich american, but not american. It's all about the house. Pacific Heights.

Would you prefer to be able to have sex once a year, or masturbate as much as you want for the rest of you life?

Masturbate

Is the glass 1/2 full or 1/2 empty?

1/2 full

Best pickup line that worked

There aren't any, that work on me, vause i'm really dense.

Best pickup line that didn't work

ohhhhhh, you've got a really big mouth, you look like you would be really good about giving headjobs. . . .sometthing like that.

What came first the chicken or the egg?

The egg, cause that's where the chicken came from. Unless it ended up in a carton

 

 

Yes/No Questions

Have you ever dreampt about members of ahousenearyou

yes, jethro

Had sexual thoughts about members of ahousenearyou

no

Have you ever sponsored a starving child?

no

do you thing starving childeren should sponsor us?

no

Do you think nans still shag?

yeah, fuck yeah.

Are you into one night stands?

no, i went through a period of time where i apparently was.

 

 

Multiple choice

Please choose an alias

 

Big Bubba

The others are just shit.

The Swallower

 

Backdoor betty

 

Dirty Spaniard

 

Captain Felching Whoopass

 

 

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