General Questions

favorite actor

Kevin Spacey

favorite drink

Beam and Coke

favorite movie

The Usual Suspects

favorite band

Tool

Favorit Color

Violet

What is your favorite number?

777

Do you think we will get our bond back?

If Kelly cleans up for you

if you had 3 bullets, who would you kill?

Bitch that was chatting outside Mango's with Matty one night.
Tim Franklin
The woman that used to do cartoon connection... no, urm, that morning show, with the blonde woman, no Agro or nothin... it was on Saturday morning's... that fucked up mole that hosted a Tasmanian TV show in 1988.

Who would you fight if you could fight any celebrity?

Brad Pitt... cos I think he's a fucken poof.

Who would play you in a movie of your life?

Angelina Jolie.

If you could live in any movie, what would it be?

Any porn move

Would you prefer to be able to have sex once a year, or masturbate as much as you want for the rest of you life?

Masturbate.

Is the glass 1/2 full or 1/2 empty?

1/4 Empty

Best pickup line that worked

Best pickup line that didn't work

they always work

What came first the chicken or the egg?

The egg, cos of the simple fact that everyone picks the chicken... fuck em... the egg comes first cos I said so.

Yes/No Questions

Have you ever dreampt about members of ahousenearyou

yes

Had sexual thoughts about members of ahousenearyou

yes

Have you ever sponsored a starving child?

no, we can't aford to feed ourselves let alone them.

do you thing starving childeren should sponsor us?

no

Do you think nans still shag?

yes... my nan doesn't, she's blind and diabetic... I think my pops got Parkinsons.

Are you into one night stands?

oh fuck yeah

Multiple choice

Please choose an alias

Big Bubba

The Swallower

Swallower

Backdoor betty

Dirty Spaniard

Captain Felching Whoopass