General Questions
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favorite actor
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thats a hard question...Jon's a fucking idiot....and there is evidence
that he has......(he has cottoned on to the fact that i am typing
everything he says)..... keanu.
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favorite drink
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pardon?...(drinks a big gulp of beer)...$$eightball... i just made
it up, it's a bottle of the hardest liquor you will find on the
street... with a real pinapple stuck to the bottle....
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favorite movie
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meantime.... it's a movie
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favorite band
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the ochmonecks
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Favorit Color
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all of them combined to make a color.. not unlike brown but it
is not brown cos it is all the colors combined...... or blue
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What is your favorite number?
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7
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Do you think we will get our bond back?
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Yeah... probably. odds are favourable. you are very nice blokes
you know... looking after the place. how can they keep your bond?
it would be unlawful to do so.
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if you had 3 bullets, who would you kill?
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i would fold kermit the frog in three. shoot him once. then fold
him in three the other way and shoot him again.... oh no that was
going somewhere but i just realised that i love kermit. it aint
easy being green..... actually i wouldn't kill anyone. kermit the
frog... definately kermit and i would use the other two on the two
guys on the ledge.... and then i would get more bullets and kill
every one who likes bon jovi... cept for rodger as he doesn't know
any better.
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Who would you fight if you could fight any celebrity?
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fisty cuffs?.... probably hugh Grant..he fights like a girl...as
proven..in.change that.. it doesn't sound good enough for the net.
i wish i had a snappy answer for all these damn questions and that
i hadn't drunk quite as much booze.
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Who would play you in a movie of your life?
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Webster.. webster!
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If you could live in any movie, which would it be?
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it would have to be Groundhog day... there is no other answer cos
anything you don't like you can do differently the next day... and
it is the best movie ever made... i change my answer to question
2!
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Would you prefer to be able to have sex once a year, or masturbate
as much as you want for the rest of you life?
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Sex once a year
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Is the glass 1/2 full or 1/2 empty?
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is the glass really a glass?
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Best pickup line that worked
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do you wanna go to maccas? actually it was can i go to maccas with
you?
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Best pickup line that didn't work
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not aplicable
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What came first the chicken or the egg?
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thats a good question...its rhetoric... how big is a hole? it's
exactly the size of the volume of the dirt taken from it. (that
doesn't answer the question) no it doesn't... or does it?
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Yes/No Questions
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Have you ever dreampt about members of ahousenearyou
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quite frequently
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Had sexual thoughts about members of ahousenearyou
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constantly
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Have you ever sponsored a starving child?
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Yes..... Jamil
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do you think starving childeren should sponsor us?
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NO!
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Do you think nans still shag?
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a minority do. yes
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Are you into one night stands?
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No
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Multiple choice
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Please choose an alias
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Big Bubba
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The Swallower
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Backdoor bobby
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Dirty Spaniard
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Captain Felching Whoopass
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I love to whoopass after a good felch.. captain... no wait I'm
the captain!
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