General Questions

favorite actor

Heath Ledger

favorite drink

Vodka

favorite movie

Pretty Woman - cause i love Richard Gere

favorite band

Something for Kate

Favorit Color

Green

What is your favorite number?

8 (7)

Do you think we will get our bond back?

I hope so, for your sake

if you had 3 bullets, who would you kill?

Carey - best friend - annoys the fuck out of me
Michael, used me to get to Carey
My brothers gilfriend Sarah, she's a dirty slut

Who would you fight if you could fight any celebrity?

Cameron Diaz - I can't give you a good reason - stupid bitch

Who would play you in a movie of your life?

Julia Roberts - she hopes.

Would you prefer to be able to have sex once a year, or masturbate as much as you want for the rest of you life?

Masturbate (she says, with a twinkle in her eye)

Is the glass 1/2 full or 1/2 empty?

1/2 full

Best pickup line that worked

i don't use pickup lines - (yeah right, she just gets drunk)

Best pickup line that didn't work

something i tried to say when i was too drunk, i ended up vomiting instead.

What came first the chicken or the egg?

chicken - because it has to lay the egg (?)

Yes/No Questions

Have you ever dreampt about members of ahousenearyou

no

Had sexual thoughts about members of ahousenearyou

no (whatever you reckon)

Have you ever sponsored a starving child?

yes i have - maria, from equidor.

do you thing starving childeren should sponsor us?

no, because we have what we want and they don't. (she says, all self richeous, and drunk)

Do you think nans still shag?

Definately - not mine, but i hope i do when i am a nan

Are you into one night stands?

yep - (quite definitely)

Multiple choice

Please choose an alias

Big Bubba

The Swallower

Backdoor betty

Dirty Spaniard

. i'll go the dirty whatever.

Captain Felching Whoopass