General Questions

favorite actor

Tom Hanks

favorite drink

Malibu & Coke

favorite movie

Sixth Sense

favorite band

Augie March

Favorite Color

Blue

What is your favorite number?

7

Do you think we will get our bond back?

No, I think you'll have to pay extra

if you had 3 bullets, who would you kill?

Killing Heidi (one bullet in a room where it would rebound)
The next two people I come across who piss me off.

Who would you fight if you could fight any celebrity?

Rosie Perez

Who would play you in a movie of your life?

The fat chick who plays Mimi (in Drew Carey)

Would you prefer to be able to have sex once a year, or masturbate as much as you want for the rest of you life?

sex, to prevent finger cramps

Is the glass 1/2 full or 1/2 empty?

Depends on whether it's a Monday, if not it's half full. I think.

Best pickup line that worked

I lost my man in a boat, wanna help me find him?

Best pickup line that didn't work

What came first the chicken or the egg?

chickens, 'cause I'm allergic to eggs.

Yes/No Questions

Have you ever dreampt about members of ahousenearyou

Yes

Had sexual thoughts about members of ahousenearyou

No, but I can tell you a funny story about that..

Have you ever sponsored a starving child?

No

do you thing starving childeren should sponsor us?

Probably not

Do you think nans still shag?

God no.

Are you into one night stands?

I've been known to indulge

Multiple choice

Please choose an alias

Big Bubba

Yup.

The Swallower

Backdoor betty

Dirty Spaniard

Captain Felching Whoopass