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A House Near You Interview - 14th December 2002

lena

Name

Lena

Age

19

Relationship to ahousenearyou

Lena is a traveling German lass. I rocked up at home one day and Lena was in our kitchen, i think jono put her there.


General Questions

favorite actor

James Deam

favorite drink

Martini, but the white one, the dry one

favorite movie

Harrold & Maude

favorite band

Tracy Chapman

Favorit Color

blonde, um i dunno, yellow maybe

What is your favorite number?

7

Do you think we will get our bond back?

yeah, um yeah, looks like, pretty clean

if you had 3 bullets, who would you kill?

  1. George W Bush
  2. I dunno i dont have any aggression, maybe some of his advisors

Who would you fight if you could fight any celebrity?

like somebody who i hate, ummm, madonna, naked in a bed

Who would play you in a movie of your life?

oh i dunno her name the actress who played amelie

If you could live in any movie, which would it be?

live ina movie? mmm, breakfast at tiffany's

Would you prefer to be able to have sex once a year, or masturbate as much as you want for the rest of you life?

oh the second one i think. the forst one mean =s your not allow to masturbate? oh fuck

Is the glass 1/2 full or 1/2 empty?

mmmm, some doys eith way

Best pickup line that worked

the best pick up line? what's that? oh i never tried it but um, well i think being travbelling having no where to stay it;s not that bad

Best pickup line that didn't work

 

What came first the chicken or the egg?

ohh they are just a part of a whole together, say that in good english, you know what i mean.

 

 

Yes/No Questions

Have you ever dreampt about members of ahousenearyou

i just know you for a coupld of hours i don't think so not yet.

Had sexual thoughts about members of ahousenearyou

bad question.

Have you ever sponsored a starving child?

well in a way yeah, i was a member of a supporting project in sth marocco, we support a lot of child.

do you thing starving childeren should sponsor us?

yeah they could come to show us how fucking capitalist we are.

Do you think nans still shag?

no definately not

Are you into one night stands?

 

 

 

Multiple choice

Please choose an alias

 

Big Bubba

 

The Swallower

 

Backdoor betty

 

Dirty Spaniard

(after much clarification about what the last one meant, and trying to say the word 'whoopass') i think i would be the dirty spaniard, cause i am european.

Captain Felching Whoopass

 

 
   

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