General Questions

favorite actor

cate winslet

favorite drink

really top class whiskey and ice

favorite movie

bad boy bubby

favorite band

natalie merchant

Favorit Color

red

What is your favorite number?

7

Do you think we will get our bond back?

yep

if you had 3 bullets, who would you kill?

1. my old music teacher
2. i'd kill the man that killed my mutha
3. i'd kill the man that hurt my family

Who would you fight if you could fight any celebrity?

madonna, then i'd shag her - can you put that?

Who would play you in a movie of your life?

natalie portman, no don't say that . . . christina ritchie

If you could live in any movie, which would it be?

club 54

Would you prefer to be able to have sex once a year, or masturbate as much as you want for the rest of you life?

masturbate - for sure, could be a really bad root that one, you always know you're gonna be good.

Is the glass 1/2 full or 1/2 empty?

1/2 full

Best pickup line that worked

can i give you a kiss goodnight

Best pickup line that didn't work

do you wanna have a coffee with me

What came first the chicken or the egg?

definately the chicken, because i'm an old chook. without the chicken there is no egg.

Yes/No Questions

Have you ever dreampt about members of ahousenearyou

i should imagine - about sammi.

Had sexual thoughts about members of ahousenearyou

i should imagine - not

Have you ever sponsored a starving child?

yes, i got the package, i got the little photo and everything, but i couldn't afford it so i wrote him a little note and sent it back - i think his name was Guarana or something.

do you thing starving childeren should sponsor us?

no

Do you think nans still shag?

mine doesn't because her husbands dead - in general, yep - i hope so

Are you into one night stands?

yes

Multiple choice

Please choose an alias

Big Bubba

big bubba.

The Swallower

Backdoor betty

Dirty Spaniard

Captain Felching Whoopass