General Questions
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favorite actor
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Adam Sandler
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favorite drink
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beer, closely followed by goon
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favorite movie
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ferris beulers day out
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favorite band
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whatever sounds good
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Favorite Color
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purple
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What is your favorite number?
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7
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Do you think we will get our bond back?
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um, is there any damage? lots? probaly not but you have already
paid it and forgotten about it, who cares
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if you had 3 bullets, who would you kill?
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- Saddam Hussein
- Augisto Pinoche
- srupid loud bitch in my management tute
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Who would you fight if you could fight any celebrity?
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inspector gadget
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Who would play you in a movie of your life?
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angelina jolie
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If you could live in any movie, what would it be?
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fight club, i coould totally do with some anger release
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Would you prefer to be able to have sex once a year, or masturbate
as much as you want for the rest of you life?
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sex once a year, but it has to be good.
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Is the glass 1/2 full or 1/2 empty?
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it is half empty of beer and i need another one.
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Best pickup line that worked
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i'm related to toby (let's go out to my van and do things that
are illegal)
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Best pickup line that didn't work
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amican sailor - he goes "hey, youre not wearing panties"
"yes i am", he looks at his watch and says "my watch
is an hour fast". I told him to shutup and buy a tequila shot
and then he bought me three.
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What came first the chicken or the egg?
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i reckon, something that wasn;t a chicken, maid a utated egg, then
it hatched, then it laid more eggs and that was an egg, i guess,
and then came the chicken.
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Yes/No Questions
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Have you ever dreampt about members of ahousenearyou
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no, sorry
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Had sexual thoughts about members of ahousenearyou
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i have sexual thoughts about everyone
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Have you ever sponsored a starving child?
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my family has, yeah. chistian, and he had the same birthday as
me. But then his family got well enough off that they had to cancel
the sponsorship
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do you thing starving childeren should sponsor us?
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definately. i reckon everyone should
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Do you think nans still shag?
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ew, no gross, my nan's never had sex ever, and she never will,
neither have my parents.
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Are you into one night stands?
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yes
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Multiple choice
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Please choose an alias
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Big Bubba
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The Swallower
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Backdoor betty
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Dirty Spaniard
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dirty span-yard, because i am ablo el spanio
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Captain Felching Whoopass
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