General Questions

favorite actor

Matt Damon

favorite drink

Beer (i like strongarm now)

favorite movie

Moulin Rouge

favorite band

Hmmmm. Powderfinger

Favorit Color

blue

What is your favorite number?

7

Do you think we will get our bond back?

i don't know, depend what it looked like before you moved in

if you had 3 bullets, who would you kill?

1. rhea chenery - shes one of my friends, she sucks.
2. john howard cause he sucks too.
3. and jib - because he makes my sister move out

Who would you fight if you could fight any celebrity?

ummmmmm, katie homes - cause i hate her, because of that stupid smile she does with half of her mouth

Who would play you in a movie of your life?

jenniph, necause she looks like me.

If you could live in any movie, which would it be?

mmmmm, A.I. cause of the cool teddy robot, it is kinda cool - have you seen it? - no - there is a cool teddy robot, it is kinda cool.

Would you prefer to be able to have sex once a year, or masturbate as much as you want for the rest of you life?

sex once a year.

Is the glass 1/2 full or 1/2 empty?

depends if it is mine or someone elses

Best pickup line that worked

none

Best pickup line that didn't work

wanna shag?

What came first the chicken or the egg?

the egg, i hate this wuestion, cause otherwise there couldn't have been a chicken, it had to come from somewhere.

Yes/No Questions

Have you ever dreampt about members of ahousenearyou

no

Had sexual thoughts about members of ahousenearyou

no

Have you ever sponsored a starving child?

no, but my family did - it's name started with k i think. I didn't take much interest, it sent us a christmas card

do you thing starving childeren should sponsor us?

absolutely

Do you think nans still shag?

i hope not.

Are you into one night stands?

um, dunno. i'm too innocent and naieve for that sort of thing.

Multiple choice

Please choose an alias

Big Bubba

big bubba, i like that one.

The Swallower

Backdoor Betty

Dirty Spaniard

Captain Felching Whoopass