General Questions

favorite actor

jodie foster (female actor - actress)

favorite drink

tequila & contreau

favorite movie

army of darkness

favorite band

nine inch nails

Favorit Color

Blue

What is your favorite number?

seven

Do you think we will get our bond back?

no

if you had 3 bullets, who would you kill?

person who made me crash my car
person who invented tv
my last boyfriend

Would you prefer to be able to have sex once in your life, or masturbate as much as you want for the rest of you life?

i love masturbating

Is the glass 1/2 full or 1/2 empty?

1/2 full

Best pickup line that worked

i'vew got a hole you can stick it in

Best pickup line that didn't work

they have always worked

What came first the chicken or the egg?

frankly i don't care - frankly was first

Yes/No Questions

Have you ever dreampt about members of ahousenearyou

no

Had sexual thoughts about members of ahousenearyou

yes, matty

Are you into one night stands?

depends on your current outlook.

Multiple choice

Please choose an alias

Big Bubba

The Swallower

Backdoor betty

Dirty Spaniard

Dirty spaniard. No surprises here.

Captain Felching Whoopass