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A House Near You Interview - 20th April 2002

Name

Christie

Age

24

Relationship to ahousenearyou

Tommy bought her around for a barby and a beer.


General Questions

favorite actor

i hate these questions, Gweneth Paltrow

favorite drink

milo

favorite movie

ah fuck. i reckon, i remember saying to someone, that was the best movie that i have ever seen, a recent movie that i liked was a beautiful mind.

favorite band

bon jovi, i went to the concert on my own, becase no one would come with me. I got in for free.

Favorit Color

blue

What is your favorite number?

7

Do you think we will get our bond back?

yes

if you had 3 bullets, who would you kill?

  1. ok, oh my god, hitler.
  2. ummm, lou for-tie fiv-eye, lou richards, i fucking hate that, thir-tie
  3. who really shits me. martin bryant

Who would you fight if you could fight any celebrity?

fight. maybe i want to jelly wrestle with them, liz hurley. i would win, absolutely

Who would play you in a movie of your life?

myself

If you could live in any movie, which would it be?

what movie would it be? hohoho, ummmm, i hate these movie questions, i am trying to think of someone successful like a rockstar movie where she is idolised and stuff. Sirens

Would you prefer to be able to have sex once a year, or masturbate as much as you want for the rest of you life?

the latter. to only have sex once a year? oh hang on. i think i would actually chose the former, i'd have to.

Is the glass 1/2 full or 1/2 empty?

1/2 full

Best pickup line that worked

here, can you take this ice for me?

Best pickup line that didn't work

oh god, so how tall are you.

What came first the chicken or the egg?

he chicken, why? itt evolved that way

 

 

Yes/No Questions

Have you ever dreampt about members of ahousenearyou

hehehehehe, no because i have never met you before.

Had sexual thoughts about members of ahousenearyou

no

Have you ever sponsored a starving child?

no

do you thing starving childeren should sponsor us?

no.

Do you think nans still shag?

yes, my nan? i don't have a nan, so no.

Are you into one night stands?

not anymore. the morning after.

 

 

Multiple choice

Please choose an alias

 

Big Bubba

 

The Swallower

it's gotta be that one.

Backdoor betty

 

Dirty Spaniard

 

Captain Felching Whoopass

 

 
   

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