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A House Near You Interview - 29th July 2001

cate

Name

Catherine

Age

26

Relationship to ahousenearyou

Walking home after a big nite, Stu and Sammi came accross a drunk, vomiting young lass by the name of cate. She thought we were charming and being the kind fellows that we are - dragged her inside to nurse her to health again. Thanks cate - you were great.
p.s. - cate farted just before leaving our house, she is a dirty, smelly bitch! (but we lover her nonetheless)


General Questions

favorite actor

mel gibson

favorite drink

vodka

favorite movie

Bridget Jone's Diary

favorite band

Pearl Jam

Favorit Color

blue

What is your favorite number?

8

Do you think we will get our bond back?

yeah, most of it.

if you had 3 bullets, who would you kill?

 

Who would you fight if you could fight any celebrity?

the surprise chef

Who would play you in a movie of your life?

someone famous and good looking - Catherine Zeta Jones

Would you prefer to be able to have sex once a year, or masturbate as much as you want for the rest of you life?

have sex once a year

Is the glass 1/2 full or 1/2 empty?

1/2 full

Best pickup line that worked

i never pickup anyone - they pickup me. Can i come back to your house and do an interview

Best pickup line that didn't work

i don't use pickup lines, i am a girl, people pick me up

What came first the chicken or the egg?

the chicken, because it had to lay the egg.

 

 

Yes/No Questions

Have you ever dreampt about members of ahousenearyou

no

Had sexual thoughts about members of ahousenearyou

no

Have you ever sponsored a starving child?

no

do you thing starving childeren should sponsor us?

no, because thwy have no money

Do you think nans still shag?

my nan is dead, nans in general - no

Are you into one night stands?

yeah.

 

 

Multiple choice

Please choose an alias

 

Big Bubba

 

The Swallower

 

Backdoor Betty

god knows why - (we know why cate).

Dirty Spaniard

 

Captain Felching Whoopass

 

 
   

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