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A House Near You Interview - 18th November 2001

Name

Beerwench

Age

19

Relationship to ahousenearyou

this is beerwench from the forum she was at a party with matt one night, and came back for an interview.


General Questions

favorite actor

samuel l jackson, or morgan freeman

favorite drink

cascade pale ale - correct

favorite movie

human traffic

favorite band

whatever takes me at the time

Favorit Color

blue, king fiher blue

What is your favorite number?

7

Do you think we will get our bond back?

with a bit of scrubbing, i think you will quetly pass.

if you had 3 bullets, who would you kill?

  1. severley mame - science teacher in grade ten, she cut up a cows eye with her finger sand then ate her lunvh, she called me the defender of the faith - i think she is a skank hoe.
  2. paaulene hanson,, cause i'm 1/2 black so i have a right to hate her.
  3. whoever it was that drunk up my teqquila cactus.

Who would you fight if you could fight any celebrity?

david letterman, i would get him in a headlock.

Who would play you in a movie of your life?

bob the buil;der cause i think he is fuckin hiot

If you could live in any movie, which would it be?

the labyrinth, i wanna be the chick that defeats the fuckin beast, ohhhhh live in it - ummm... Shreck,, and i'd be prncess fiona, and kick the arse of the pooty robin and kill the robin

Would you prefer to be able to have sex once a year, or masturbate as much as you want for the rest of you life?

can i have sex lots and masturbate whenever i feel like it - No!

Sex once a year, if it is with emma.

Is the glass 1/2 full or 1/2 empty?

1/2 eempty and about to be topped up with Kalimucho

Best pickup line that worked

yeah i'll do it

Best pickup line that didn't work

theres too many, maybe.... perhaps... ummmm. i'm staying at my friends house 2nite. Ive got more than a handful

What came first the chicken or the egg?

egg, everything comes from an egg.

 

 

Yes/No Questions

Have you ever dreampt about members of ahousenearyou

no

Had sexual thoughts about members of ahousenearyou

yes

Have you ever sponsored a starving child?

yes, my brother

do you thing starving childeren should sponsor us?

no, cause you have a computer and they ddon't

Do you think nans still shag?

fully, if they can get it they'll take it.

Are you into one night stands?

hehehe... fully

 

 

Multiple choice

Please choose an alias

 

Big Bubba

 

The Swallower

 

Backdoor betty

 

Dirty Spaniard

 

Captain Felching Whoopass

i want two.

 
   

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