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THE DEAL

The 100 metre sprint lasts around 10 seconds, the marathon, 2 hours. A cricket test match, 5 days while a One Day game lasts for One day. Games are getting shorter, people are in a rush, they want results straight away. This event is for the true conoiseurs of sports. The great snail race is an endurance challenge, across between the Tour De France and It's a Knockout.

4 teams of 5 snails compete for ultimate glory along a grueling obstacle couse, where athletic ability and determination will only get you so far... it's gunna take guts, it's gunna take brains... my research indicates that snails have both of these. Stay tuned for updates.

UPDATES

Wednesday 19th September

An iInterview with trainer of Team Cool Green - Stu
After the death of Officiundo, everyone is wondering what is going on in Team Cool Green. Hopefully Stu has some answers for us.

 

Tuesday 18th September

Tragedy Strikes Team Cool Green
Trainer of Team Cool Green, Stu, is under fire after a member of his team died tragically after being subjected to a series of bizarre training methods.

 

Monday 17th September

Possums one down as Goodness flees training camp
The dissapearance of a member Team Rubling Possums has rocked the camp.

 

Sunday 16th September

The Draft
The moment of truth, the big day for us and for the snails, the day we choose the snails for our teams. The snails that will lead us to glory!

The Draft Camp
Before attending the draft we needed to assess the talent... the wrong snail could provide you with weeks of mysery, the right pick - triumph.

 

Saturday 15th September

The Gathering,a tip off
Our friend Jenniph had a fair bit to do with the gathering. We were in mounring over the loss of spikey. Thanka Jenniph.

 

Friday 14th September

The first snail's demise
The devastation of a the loss of a loved one. The twin towers trajedy got nothin on this.

The first snail
A triumph, a miracle, we finally got a snail after weeks of half-hearted searching.

RECENT PHOTOS


draft picking


stu's 1st pick


camp grounds


bango mate, bango!


lemmy out


many snails


saving our snail craving ass

 

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