The Gist

Whilst playing table tennis and drinking a couple of cartons one night, we started to get a little sloppy with our strokes, our usually impeccable ball handling started to get up the shit. What we soon became aware of, whilst the ball was veering off the table, onto the walls and back onto the table, was that we had just invented a table tennis game. This game was soon to be known as 'wallies' (pron. 'wall'-'ees'.

"Eureka" exclaimed Stu.

"There must be more of these secret games".

And indeed there were, my friends. We have taken it upon ourselves to share with the world, the beauty, the splendor, and the intricacies of the current 'secret' variations of the game commonly known as 'table tennis'.

If you have discovered more secret table tennis games, please share them with us, we will evaluate them, and if they give us a rise - we may just stick them up on the site. Send pitiful attempts to secrettabletennisgames@ahousenearyou.com.