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MEMOIRS

The time I beat the shit out of a six foot four Irish hit man

The time I was arrested for burglary, breaking & entering and unlawfully on

Dr Fanlove or How she learned to stop worrying and love the boat

a night with the manchild

The time I held up a Seven Eleven…. with a spatula!

The Seventh Memoir

The time I had a vibrating virgin in my bed

The time Johnny Howard was looking down at me whilst I was pounding away at some 17yr old politician's daughter.

The time I lost my virginity to my best friends girlfriend while he was getting me breakfast.

The Time I went nude on Chapel Street

The time I kicked my backdoor down to for The sex

The time i purchased an arse hole for $2

 

 

THE MANCHILD, AN EXPLAINATION

Have you ever walked down the street and thought "F@#! I know that person from somewhere"? Chances are it was probably me. I pretty much have a generic face that you think you've met before, or seen on tv, or gone skiing in NZ with, but trust me, you haven't. I'm just a nobody actor who works in a video store, yes thats right, i'm practically a walking cliche, but I am also a manchild and proud of it.

I'm 23 years old and I still get asked for I.D every where I go, I've never played a character over 16, I'm certainly not a man and definately too old to be a child. I'm in that middle ground where Gary Coleman & Michael J Fox live. The land of manchild.

I have a house with Sammi in Melbourne and although i'm technically not one of the ahousenearyou tennants I'm as close as it gets. I like to think of myself as a special guest that won't ever leave, kinda like Heather Locklear in Melrose place. So, I'll be putting up my antics so you can see how we manchildren live. I hope you like them

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